Le 5 regole fontamentali

1.    If you pay a lot of euri for a hat and you don’t metti in capoccia, you are of the cat

2.    Never leave a hat in the car whit the sun a picco. When you riprendi it will look like a pecorino caciotta.

3.    Don't put your hat on the letto. (Porta zella).

4.    The wind and the snow are nemici of the hat. But pure the Chinese that make cappelli mica scherzano.

5.    When you are in the cinema o in the teatro remember to levare the cappello, because you risk a scapaccio by a man dietro di te.